I'm slodwick. Welcome to my mind palace. I've filled it with pretty people, baby animals, and tv shows that make me cry. I spend a lot of time marveling at Tom Hiddleston's face and Martin Freeman's typing skills.

Also, I enjoy puns more than I should.

• Me:  This song is so perfect. I might actually try to o vid it.
• Stef:  Yay!
• Me:  Vid. Not Ovid. That would be weird.
• Stef:  OVID THE HELL OUT OF THAT SHIT.
• Me:  Hee!
• Stef:  Sherlock fandom is GAGGING for more things in hexameter.
• Me:  Amongst other things.
• Stef:  I typically find them gagging to be gagged at this point.
• Me:  That makes me think of the Shakespeare hokey pokey making the rounds the other day.
• Me:  Not... not the gagging.
• Stef:  Hee! The difficulties of metered poetry?
• Me:  Right. Shakespeare becomes MUCH more difficult when gagged.
• Me:  Aaand now I'm thinking of mime!Shakespeare. THANKS STEF.
• Stef:  See, I went BDSM!Shakespeare.
• Stef:  Thanks... me.
• Me:  ... put those hands together. /Tribbiani
• Stef:  BDSMime
• Stef:  ahahaha sado-mimeochism!
• Me:  /choke