
I'm slodwick. Welcome to my mind palace. I've filled it with pretty people, baby animals, and tv shows that make me cry. I spend a lot of time marveling at Tom Hiddleston's face and Martin Freeman's typing skills.
Also, I enjoy puns more than I should.
PARKOUR!
PARKOUR!
Oh, man. Now I’m stuck imaging Sherlock as Schmidt on New Girl. Although, if there was ever a dude who needed a douchebag jar…
Sherlock: Lotus Bear Relax! I can smell it on you right now!
John: Stop smelling my hair!
Sherlock: You know how much that stuff cost?
John: I didn’t use your conditioner!
Sherlock: Why does your hair look so baby soft?