bluebombardier:

Looks like @CAH really knows their Norse mythology. Cards came in this order. (Taken with Instagram)

All Hail Loki: An AU in which there was no Avengers Initiative, and mankind bowed before Loki’s army. (Turns out we still have glossy magazines, though, so maybe it’s not so bad?)

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Born with a void hard to destroy with love 

(Source: brickpants)

I got class I can tell they don’t.
Built to last I can tell they won’t.
For the most part in a tailspin,
Just pretending like they’re driving though.

What’s the worst thing you can ask Loki during sex?

meinsodapop:

Who’s your daddy?

(Source: malchidael)

oelm:

Loki wearing a snakescarf. [ref]

This boy needs to do more magic and trickery, yo.

How can they look into my eyes
And still they don’t believe me?

(Source: sherleck)

lilith-moore:

On course… by ~Menschfeind43

Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.

Stef: Jeez, I just had someone in my head say “outSTANDING work!” and couldn’t place it.
Stef: And Google was like “Oh, that’s Loki” - which was a bit confusing, but it’s Loki from Dogma.
Stef: Which. Yes, yes, it was.

Me: HEE!
Me: Oh, man — I want someone to draw that.
Me: Hiddles as Loki in Dognma.

Stef: OH MY GOD.

Me: Or Dogma.
Me: Or DONGMA!

Stef: Aahahahahaha ok, derailed to gigglechoke on that.

Me: (Which, btw, is what Sleipnir calls him.)

Stef: OR Matt Damon as grumpy bitchy little half-brother to Thor
Stef: ….that’d make him stealing Clint really funny.

Me: Man, I so wish I could draw. I would totally draw Matt Damon in the glass cage thing, all, “… um, guys?”

Stef: Well. If you did THAT, he’d have to have his palm against the glass.
Stef: Askin’ about apples.

Me: HEEEEEEE!

Stef: I GOT AN AHMY. HOW’D YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?
Stef: Ahaha now I can’t stop saying Loki lines in a Boston accent to myself.
Stef: Dammit, Matt Damon. I was DOING STUFF.

Insult, meet injury.

Be the ocean, where I unravel
Be my only, be the water where I’m wading

(Source: zorya)

notsally:

astolat:

crisis-x:

Because misunderstood good guy Loki. (Don’t ask me why I did it I just feel like it needed to be done. This isn’t entirely original, but most of it I really came up with.)

*crying with laughter although down on your knees mortal CLEARLY has the wrong ending*

Also I now want the story where Thor in desperation trades Mjolnir to a witch for a spell mighty enough to make Loki good again and now every time Loki tries to say or do something evil the spell forces him to change it into something good and sweet, and it is driving Loki nuts and meanwhile Thor is SO HAPPY (despite some lip-wibbling over the loss of Mjolnir) and the Avengers are grudgingly starting to believe that the spell has worked and Loki is really reformed and start being nice to Loki who is all “AAAUGH I AM NOT REFORMED I… have a long way to go yet” despite trying to choke himself to prevent the tacked-on words coming out, and then having to offer everyone fresh-baked muffins and Thor is all “BLUEBERRY ARE MY FAVORITE” *hug* and Loki hangs squished and full of hate in Thor’s arms except then in horror he realizes he is kind of feeling a tiny shred of happiness.  

OMG, I’d pay for that fic, no joke.

(Source: sauronite)